TVs-Slayer's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[KKM3]

You had me at Rage

The 3-d graphics saved this movie, otherwise it'd have been a somewhat bland stick movie with marginally cool fight scenes. Very twisted humor in it. The only thing that drags this down was the art style, which didn't stroke anything for me. The music was predictable, but oh well, you threw in Rage, so while I didn't base my score on it, Rage is always much appreciated. The framerate was smooth, and the movie itself wasn't an eyesore, its just that the characters were generic. I would have liked this movie worlds better if it wasn't for that. But a good clean and sometimes nasty fun.

[Beavis versus butthead]

Its a very good parody

Just didn't like beavis's voice. Sounded british. And the test voices weren't much better. Oh well, the art style was great, thought the characters hands were a little weird. Good choice of music, most of the time. Just can't stand the Dio cover of Paranoid. But otherwise it was a well thought out movie, and lengthy, which isn't a bad thing.

RogerregoRRoger responds:

Okay, glad you liked it..Beavis is kinda tough, yeah, plus i am slowly getting more irritated in hiring other voiceactors who always seem to take 5 months to cough in their mikes

[Anybody seen my corpse?]

The songs what made it

Those stick figures were at least mobile, I'll give it that. Never played everquest, in fact it looked pretty damn boring, but I can relate to it on some small metaphysical level. The secondary effects and the syncing was spot on, so it saved it from being totally technically inept. And some of the goings on with the character were amusing. Just that its really only entertaining in certain spots. So it got me split down the middle as far as score goes. But hey, could have been worse.

StealthBeast responds:

its only entertaining in certain spots cause u never played eq.

if u dont play EQ when u saw the stick "Ciancijr Ddragonslayer LD" u would b like "wtf" if u play eq u would have been laughing so hard u couldn't watch the rest.

[Freerunner 2]

Nice and simple, I like theses movies

Small file size, and interesting to watch. Though I thought the first one was better put together, I still enjoyed this one. Reminds me of animations I used to make with Mario Paint years ago. Like a platforming Xiao Xiao in a way, but not a total rip off. Just try to keep it fresh, and you can keep 'em coming.

[DailyToon SE: Reviewness]

Mildly abusive, but actually rather funny

So maybe lashing out at individual users for their dislike of daily toons is a little sad. At least this flash had some humor in it. Hell, some actual laughs were to be had. And yes, some reviews just need to be lampooned, as worthless as they are. Only this came off as a bit self absorbed and whiny, otherwise it had some good writing and voice work. As much as I loathe some of the daily toon submissions, I've gotta give this one a thumbs up. Hopefully this one isn't a fluke and the next 100 submissions just get crapped out, but if thats the way it goes, oh well. At least you made one good submission.

DefinitiveStar responds:

I just blew my nose and a bogey the size of Saturn popped out

[Amulet Ep2: Hero]

Its got its good qualities

And its got its bad qualities. Liked the overall look, but there were some weird graphic designs. The sound quality was okay, just not enough of it. Plain text on top of a well drawn space station kinda threw me off. And there was that grammical error. Just some little things that kept this from being better. You've got the basic idea down, and the art looks pretty good, but it all just gets held down by those few bad qualities I mentioned. But regardless, this does look interesting, and I'll be looking for part 3.

[Sociology!]

Nicely executed

Though it was really a broad overview of Sociology, with a lot of, although funny, completely unrelated jokes. Regardless, it was well made, good classic educational film style. Too bad they couldn't find a replacement for the kid that knew too much. The can of soup makes an excellent host too. He was eloquient and knowlegeable. Hope you got an A out of this, good flash.

AreSee responds:

well said. i did get an "A" but this flash was for extra credit... like you care. you rock the house!

[Goatman the Ninja: Ep1]

Looked crappy at first

But managed to be pretty stylish and funny after a few seconds. Didn't really know where this series is gonna go, but it'll be an interesting ride. Goatman looks like a very fresh character. And loved the irrevant humor all around, good writing and sharp wit. And the strenth and coviction to be able to tackle such a hot button issue such as terrorism, I applaud you as being a pioneer! Well, anyway, what I'm saying is it was good, just try to find better source material than terrorism, thats a dead horse if I ever saw one. Just me complaining, otherwise a very good movie.

Wustfull responds:

thanks man, the next one is about a murderous hand with a mind of its own, original, ay?

[The Lost Doll]

Nice style

Good story telling method, and the suprizes under the bed were amusing. For a short of this size there was a lot to like about it. The character was drawn extremely well, and the animation was done without any real hitches. Like to see this character in an expanded story. Otherwise a good little short.