TVs-Slayer's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Don't Kick Chairs]

Good twisted short

This would make a great public service announcement. Senior citizens should never kick chairs. At least if this flash does nothing else, it warns of the impending uprising of our furnature. Good smooth animation, and funny punchline. Yeah, kinda dragged at the end, but that made it better. No problems here.

JoeandTom responds:

Hehe, oh yes, senior citizens beware.

Thanks for the review man.

[Sonia's Escape]

Wow, even better than Happy Birthday

This will come as a mind fuck to anyone who's looking for stick movies to blam at 3 in the morning. I can only hope this gets some attention. Good use of color all around, and the 3-d effects were welcome. Now I just gotta try to wrap my head around the story as a whole. Theres themes of escapism, discontentment, and overabuse of power. Yeah, this'll have the users scratching their heads. The audio was quite good for the file size, I'd have figured you'd have compressed everything into barely audible scratches, so you did an admireable job there. And in the end Sonia became a very sympathetic character. Dispite not having actual language, the characters were richly detailed. And did I mention the style was amazing? Ah, my reviews all jumping around now after watching that! Anyway, somewhat cute and cuddly, strange as they come, and heartwarming to boot. Very nice!

Scarydoll responds:

Thanks for the review. Overabuse was especially familliar to me as I had spent 24 hours in PD 42 myself. Very special sort of experience...

[Beavis versus butthead]

Its a very good parody

Just didn't like beavis's voice. Sounded british. And the test voices weren't much better. Oh well, the art style was great, thought the characters hands were a little weird. Good choice of music, most of the time. Just can't stand the Dio cover of Paranoid. But otherwise it was a well thought out movie, and lengthy, which isn't a bad thing.

RogerregoRRoger responds:

Okay, glad you liked it..Beavis is kinda tough, yeah, plus i am slowly getting more irritated in hiring other voiceactors who always seem to take 5 months to cough in their mikes

[Anybody seen my corpse?]

The songs what made it

Those stick figures were at least mobile, I'll give it that. Never played everquest, in fact it looked pretty damn boring, but I can relate to it on some small metaphysical level. The secondary effects and the syncing was spot on, so it saved it from being totally technically inept. And some of the goings on with the character were amusing. Just that its really only entertaining in certain spots. So it got me split down the middle as far as score goes. But hey, could have been worse.

StealthBeast responds:

its only entertaining in certain spots cause u never played eq.

if u dont play EQ when u saw the stick "Ciancijr Ddragonslayer LD" u would b like "wtf" if u play eq u would have been laughing so hard u couldn't watch the rest.

[DailyToon SE: Reviewness]

Mildly abusive, but actually rather funny

So maybe lashing out at individual users for their dislike of daily toons is a little sad. At least this flash had some humor in it. Hell, some actual laughs were to be had. And yes, some reviews just need to be lampooned, as worthless as they are. Only this came off as a bit self absorbed and whiny, otherwise it had some good writing and voice work. As much as I loathe some of the daily toon submissions, I've gotta give this one a thumbs up. Hopefully this one isn't a fluke and the next 100 submissions just get crapped out, but if thats the way it goes, oh well. At least you made one good submission.

DefinitiveStar responds:

I just blew my nose and a bogey the size of Saturn popped out

[Sociology!]

Nicely executed

Though it was really a broad overview of Sociology, with a lot of, although funny, completely unrelated jokes. Regardless, it was well made, good classic educational film style. Too bad they couldn't find a replacement for the kid that knew too much. The can of soup makes an excellent host too. He was eloquient and knowlegeable. Hope you got an A out of this, good flash.

AreSee responds:

well said. i did get an "A" but this flash was for extra credit... like you care. you rock the house!

[Goatman the Ninja: Ep1]

Looked crappy at first

But managed to be pretty stylish and funny after a few seconds. Didn't really know where this series is gonna go, but it'll be an interesting ride. Goatman looks like a very fresh character. And loved the irrevant humor all around, good writing and sharp wit. And the strenth and coviction to be able to tackle such a hot button issue such as terrorism, I applaud you as being a pioneer! Well, anyway, what I'm saying is it was good, just try to find better source material than terrorism, thats a dead horse if I ever saw one. Just me complaining, otherwise a very good movie.

Wustfull responds:

thanks man, the next one is about a murderous hand with a mind of its own, original, ay?

[Pill & Chipi: Frustration]

Yeah, I've been there

I'm too easily frustrated, so I'll probably never finish anything in flash. The movie was funny in parts, and I can agree with it, just the sound quality was not so great. Could use a little more animation rather than static images opening their mouths. None the less it was pretty good, and a perfect representation of the frustration we all feel. Or maybe just me. Well, someone's frustration.

Pillullis responds:

I understand you... Anyway, Thanks for the review...

[Worms Shorts Pt. 4]

Not too bad.

The movie portion itself was well done, just lacked a little action. Kinda annoyed me that the worms just disappeared when they bit it, but its a minor complaint. The extras were just extra, didn't really hold my attention. But I did enjoy this overall, everything looked as it should, plus I'm a bit partial cause Worms is my favorite PC game series. I'll definately be watching for part five.

shimmy responds:

yeah part 5, im kinda outta ideas people please send your ideas to me in review or email, i need IDEAS!!!

[The 5 Shades of Green]

A collab that doesn't suck donkey balls!

Any of these submissions would be great as stand alone movies, and do real well put together. The theme was well represented, with every artists take on the word. The five shades of green was a good palette choice too. Hope the five shades of red collab goes just as well as this one did, good work everyone.

mynamewontfitin responds:

thanks a lot!