TVs-Slayer's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Virtual Chubby Bunny]

Cool beans

Just saw this on Deviantart 10 minutes ago. Its a nice little take on the old virtual pet thing from a few years ago. Well, thank God that all died out. The game is too limited for my tastes, but its really all about abusing a cute rabbit. Loved being able to throw rocks at it and poke it. Would be better though if your actions had a lasting effect on its well being though.

Graphics were nice and well animated, although a bit plain. Colors are good, and nothing looks out of place in it. Style really shows off some artistic talent. Music was alright, though it doesn't really fit with me. Snapping a bunnies head off is fairly violent, so you get some points there. And just the idea of bending a cute bunny to your sick will is funny enough. Its just that the game is too limited for me, its more of a click and see what happens flash as opposed to an actual game. But for what it is worth it was pretty good.

Nocturnal-Devil responds:

well it's not really a game :P
Newgrounds doesn't have a seperate option for interactive junk. which it should. i even had to upload my tutorial in games. cuz you can only choose between game and movie when uploading.

[dress-up kirsten dunst]

Its actually not as bad as most Turd Of The Weeks

Sure, its a really pointless dressup game, but as far as being the turd of the week, I don't think so. She is drawn fairly well, and the users who say she is fat are idiots. I gave this a 4 for humor cause I read a few of the nonsensical reviews this got. Hilarious, I'll give it that. Some people just expect way too much froma dressup game. The Kirsten Dunst graphic was the only thing with any sort of effort put into it. But as far as dressup games go, this wasn't totally evil. At least it had some small bit of effort put into it. So maybe for your next submission you'll actually use your art style for good rather than evil.

vagrant-fluke responds:

i must only use these powers for good
seriously though, cheers for the review. i'm in the process of a much better flash, and i'm gonna try and not get bored halfway though making it, like i did with this one. fingers crossed i wont get the turd again

[Tax Invasion]

Nooo! Not the big pile of money!!!!

Well, I owe the government $1981.12, man I suck. Damn psychopath tax forms, damn them to hell!. Its an interesting take on the defend type game, though it could use some music, besides the annoying chatter of the tax forms as they loom in on your assets. The graphics were simple but very nice, although in black and white, it still worked very well. The game got really frantic around March 20th, thats about where i lost all ability to hold off the rampaging hordes of tax forms. This was a really nice game, I just hope you aren't giving the IRS ideas for next year... *shudder*. I played the game on really hard, so i don't even wanna guess what Friggin' Nuts would be like. Overall, good frenetic game with only a few areas to improve.

DizzyWeasel responds:

I agree, music would be an improvement. Maybe next time.

[Slay the minion]

It's an original idea

But the game is just a little too easy. Would have benefitted from more that four or five patterns, plus the minion only seemed to go in the middle or the left side of the screen. I admit I got hit twice when both dragons were onscreen. The distraction tactics were an interesting gameplay feature, but once you figured out those patterns it kinda lost the point too. Maybe if more than one minion attacked at once on occasion or if there were a few different patterns, or a few more characters trying to distract you, I'd have gotten more of a kick out of this game. I thought the old guy was kinda funny throwing up in front of the minion. Not to make it sound like I hated it, but I could see this being so much more, but it was fun while it lasted.

FireHound responds:

I will try to put different options in the next game... so you can choose your difficulty... Because it is quite easy yes...
Or maybe I'll adjust this one with an eye on your suggestions.
Thanx for the review

[Gravity Launch]

Reminds me of a old pc strategy game

For the file size this is an awesome game. Had a lot of fun trying to figure out all the solutions, and trying to use gravity and thrust without crashing into the moon. Overall an very nice gameplay mechanic, not too simple but not overly complex. Looking forward to your next submission.

OFatalO responds:

Thanks for looking forward to my next submission!! It will be released shortly!! I just have to add some finishing touches, and then I will submit it. Thanks for your review!

[3d Super Score(wtf)]

Serviceable

Got 9, would have gotten more but when you lose control of the ball the game becomes impossible to control. Different goal patterns or room sizes could give it some variety. Other than those quips, you've got a good game on your hands.

BobtehLog responds:

Kool thanks, Thats good to hear and those comments are good, I mite do that when im not doing my movie comming up... I promise it that you will love it!!!

[Cute Dress Up]

Hey, its not slutty...

Suprizingly this isn't a 'running your mouse over a poorly drawn girl's hoohaw' dressup. But, it is just a dress up game, which isn't really my thing. But the figures are cute, and the game does have some variety.

faye-smith responds:

thanks

[timeless time crisis]

But why does the boss have to be a bigger stick?

Its has potental, but the stick figures really contrast to the 3-d backgrounds, plus the enemy placement is right where you'd expect them to be, every time. A little varity would go a long way here.

stickists responds:

randomness is hard to do with that sort of boss mabey you should try :D