TVs-Slayer's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Tiger_Chick's Secret]

That makes sense

What can I say, I figured this would be some stick figure movie where a badly rendered depiction of TigerChick would be taunted with bad spelling. Actually this was rather entertaining. As so very true to life. But then I tend to write long winded reviews too. But never any more than a couple paragraphs.

Graphics were nice, though had that generic clock movie sheen to it. And of course the usage of Microsoft Sam gives me a headache even now in this late hour. Well, the only honest reason why this movie is any good is the clever writing. It has that much going for it at least. And you solved a question that has plagued mankind for at least a couple weeks. Congradulations, you are a national hero now, enjoy your 15 minutes! Overall, not bad, but very clever.

StrangeClock responds:

You speak truths.

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[Mortal Kombat Kamidogu 5]

Yep, the expected odd parody.

Though I like your actual flash efforts better, the main story was interesting and well written. All the puns about hell and all that, ha, ha. Only thing was the main story was a bit on the short side and was just overdubbed game footage. So while the voice work was nice, I just couldn't get too excited over the visual portion. But then theres the easily found easter eggs, which to me saved this movie from getting a lower score. I always wondered how they got together. But wonder no more! The extras gave the movie a little more flavor. So its got the usual unusual humor, and good voice work, just the use of game footage drags it down for me. But still good none the less.

tabmok99 responds:

We really try hard to do the unexpected/unusual - which is precisely why we edit and dub over the actual game footage. I think once you're used to the idea of seeing imported video in Flash, (watch some of the other ones in this series), you could really begin to appreciate it.

And good job finding all the extras - actually, are you sure you found ALL of them?

[PICONJO: The Epic Kiss 23]

NOOOOOOOO!

This goes way beyond beating a dead horse, this mounts it and violates it. Yes, its hardly surprizing to see this infesting the once mighty flash portal. And its hardly surprizing to see that the random sheep have chosen to save this. Thus I have once again lost all faith in humanity. By that respect this is a powerful movie. Something that can make you question the world and everyone in it. Unfortunately, by saying that, I am giving what is two unanimated faces slowly moving towards each too much credit for anything. Sigh, I'd somehow rather want to see the usual two stick figures slapping each other with their stick cocks right now. This movie blows.

[Nothing Else C1 Prev.]

Looks good thus far

I'm guessin' this is going to be a very tragic piece. Well, could benefit from better character models. The art looks fine, but the colors are very drab. Hopefully they won't stay like that. Its just a preview so i can only say so much about it. Whats there looks very promising, with a little work of course. Might want to use some different music however, Evanesance (or however the hell you spell it) is a bit overdone. And English for us helpless English speaking masses! It'd help. But again, what you have done and posted looks good enough to gain my support.

[BASS VERSIS ZEROH 1]

Sigh...

The fact that this has 1.5602 as I type , means that there is a possiblity that this will survive. That fact alone makes me feel very bad inside. Lets see, you had some text, then Zero running in place, and some 'humor' and end. I suppose if I had never seen simulated motion before in my life I would have creamed myself, but otherwise just another star syndicate watse of time. You guys are really giving the clock crew a run for the money.

TwoStar responds:

It has 2.04 as we speak.

[TN - Amateur Hour p.8]

Graphically bad...

But the rest is pure gold. I guess after a while the graphics get better in the movie, but still could have been better. Oh God though, the humor was great. It went places I didn't think movies could ever go. I really don't know where this stuff comes from. Very random and yeah. Whoo. Offensive and abusive, but damn if it wasn't funny. Good sound quality most of the time. Odd bits of voilence every now and then. The reverse finger pull was nasty. Actually a lot of things in this were nasty and vile. But then what is everyone expecting? Outside the crappy graphics this was awesome. If you could just stylize the graphics more, but keeping the same basic idea, I'd have liked it better. Still a pretty good movie in and of itself.

Tomorrows-Nobody responds:

Glad you liked this. The graphics are bad on purpose. We make these really fast. Most of the skits are recorded on the spot and then animated as fast as we can. This series gives us a chance to explore new jokes and just entertain ourselves.

[Horsemen Episode 1]

It looks really good, but...

I frankly can't understand most of what they say. Thats the main problem I got with the movie, the bad voice work. Hey! This is a great opportunity to advertise the Newgrounds voice actor's club! Look for it on the bbs, cause I don't think I can put the link on the review. Anyway, we'll help you out with voice work, cause yeah, the voice work in this movie stinks.

Well, other than that, nice graphic style. Solid lines and colors, and no graphic glitches. Animation is good, especially considering the file size. The movie itself is very lengthy, and quite amusing. Could use some music in a few places though. Still, its held back by the sound and voice work. But you could fix that! I'd certainly be willing to help out with voices for this. Alright, I'll stop advertising and just get to the point here. With some sound improvements this would have been much better. And can't wait for episode two.

[The Amazing Adam Android]

Very accomplished movie ya got here.

This Adam Android character is very interesting. So hes got some similarities to Atom Boy, but hes got more originality besides his somewhat similar character design.

The graphics are simple for the most part, but are clean and very well animated. Good use of color, nothing was drab or out of place. Voiceovers fit extremely well for all the characters, with the hilarious deliveries everyone had. Just that some of the dialogue was a little slow. I know this was about awkward situtations, but it still seemed like there was too much dead time in between conversations for me. And the audio is too compressed for my tastes, but then this is almost 10 minutes long, so its forgiven. And there could have been at least some audio outside the music during the battle scenes. But those battle scenes, very well done. This must have taken you a while to do alone. Lots of detail went into the actions the characters made, and thats much appreciated. And the movie was genuinely funny. Good dialogue, with good voice acting, and 'we've all been there, but not quite like that' situations kicked my funnybone's ass. And that last frame... well... guess you had some spare art left... Okay, so I gotta at least attempt to wrap this review up gracefully before it careens out of control, so not much left to say other than you've got an idea franchise on your hands here, just don't screw it up. Good stuff, and W00T W00T.

[God's Message]

That was, surprizingly clever

I gotta say i didn't expect this on Newgrounds. Its a nice little surprize when you are tired of seeing countless stick figures breaking themselves in half. The graphics had a plain style to them, but they were done very well. The colors really came out in this. The voice work was pretty good, I just had some issues with the guy saying things with a bit of a choppy stutter. I know thats for style reasons, but it got on my nerves a bit. And the joke was great. Very clever. It has its phylisophical roots, and it does spread the message of God without making it seem like its being forced down the throats of the viewers. Overall a good effort, keep spreading the message and keep up the humor.

Godlimations responds:

thanks for the awesome comment! in no way can I possibly force anything onto anyone. If people choose to watch this, its there choice :)

[MssDynamitevsTerriSchiavo]

Hey, Miss Dynamite is back!

Its very short for a Miss Dynamite cartoon, but it hasn't seemed to have lost its edge. Kagome as the voice actress was a bit weird hearding, but I think it'll work out. Its been too long since this series has graced the portal. Okay, where to start. Graphics are about the same quality as part 15, less animation though. Sound was a little better quality than before, but I'll have to get used to associating Kagome as the new Eva. Still manages to be quite funny and messed up at the same time. Hopefully it will be business as usual soon. Even if it wasn't the most original of your flashes, it was still pretty good. But a new chapter proper would be cooler, obviously. Good to have you back on the portal again, and good luck with the animation revival.