Very well programmed with a few cosmetic flaws
The only thing that really brings this down is the graphics. Though thats been said before, so I won't really harp on it. Plus I know I couldn't do much better myself.
As far as the game itself goes, it could have used more enemies, as there were only a handful, and a bit quicker pace. On rails shooter type games need to keep the speed up . I think thats the reason why there have been a lot of bad reviews for this. I didn't encounter the lag most users were bitching about though, and my computer is 3 years old.
The sound effects were appropriate, but a little on the sparse side. And I'll admit that my voice work was not so good. I could have did it better, but I was a little strapped for time when I did the lines. Thats my excuse anyways.
The game was, of course, a little too short, but for a flash game, it was done extremely well, so the length is negligible. Overall, worthwhile to play, and fun, which is important. It has some correctable issues, but this does deserve its place on the front page, no matter what some users may say. Hope theres a 4th one coming soon, judging by the progress you've made with the first three, the fourth one it'd be killer. Good work.
Just saw this on Deviantart 10 minutes ago. Its a nice little take on the old virtual pet thing from a few years ago. Well, thank God that all died out. The game is too limited for my tastes, but its really all about abusing a cute rabbit. Loved being able to throw rocks at it and poke it. Would be better though if your actions had a lasting effect on its well being though.
Graphics were nice and well animated, although a bit plain. Colors are good, and nothing looks out of place in it. Style really shows off some artistic talent. Music was alright, though it doesn't really fit with me. Snapping a bunnies head off is fairly violent, so you get some points there. And just the idea of bending a cute bunny to your sick will is funny enough. Its just that the game is too limited for me, its more of a click and see what happens flash as opposed to an actual game. But for what it is worth it was pretty good.
well it's not really a game :P
Newgrounds doesn't have a seperate option for interactive junk. which it should. i even had to upload my tutorial in games. cuz you can only choose between game and movie when uploading.
Its actually not as bad as most Turd Of The Weeks
Sure, its a really pointless dressup game, but as far as being the turd of the week, I don't think so. She is drawn fairly well, and the users who say she is fat are idiots. I gave this a 4 for humor cause I read a few of the nonsensical reviews this got. Hilarious, I'll give it that. Some people just expect way too much froma dressup game. The Kirsten Dunst graphic was the only thing with any sort of effort put into it. But as far as dressup games go, this wasn't totally evil. At least it had some small bit of effort put into it. So maybe for your next submission you'll actually use your art style for good rather than evil.
i must only use these powers for good
seriously though, cheers for the review. i'm in the process of a much better flash, and i'm gonna try and not get bored halfway though making it, like i did with this one. fingers crossed i wont get the turd again
That was totally not what i expected...
You attracted everyone with the name, but the game itself isn't too bad. Like a splice of Bubble Bobble and Mighty Bomb Jack. Could have benefitted from better programming, and being a bit tougher. The game is for all purposes laughably easy. And most levels ended beofre you got a chance to grab everything. The art style worked for how small the screen was. But it was rather generic. It would have been better if you made the game with a completely different look. The sound was. well, it really could have used some sound in there. It would have made the file size shoot up maybe 10kb with a couple small sound bites in it. Could have helped with the monotony of it all. And its all over way too soon. Thats a real killer there. I didn't even find out what happens when you die or lose a life. But for a flash game it wasn't too bad, just needs a little work around the rough edges, and maybe multiplayer support, music, and more levels.
A very nice cop indeed.
So I asked to fuck his wife, and he said he would arrest me. I asked again, and he said I could do that as much as I wanted to. And he has no problem with me slaying children or raping his sister. But he questioned why I would want to murder old people on the bus. Well, at least he is somewhat firm footed as far as cops go. The graphics were clean, but had that half assed south park look to them. The music got real annoying after the first minute. And it was a very small file size, but then there wasn't a whole lot he said, just blah blah blah, then he farts. But it was fun, I'll give it that. Nice work.
Nooo! Not the big pile of money!!!!
Well, I owe the government $1981.12, man I suck. Damn psychopath tax forms, damn them to hell!. Its an interesting take on the defend type game, though it could use some music, besides the annoying chatter of the tax forms as they loom in on your assets. The graphics were simple but very nice, although in black and white, it still worked very well. The game got really frantic around March 20th, thats about where i lost all ability to hold off the rampaging hordes of tax forms. This was a really nice game, I just hope you aren't giving the IRS ideas for next year... *shudder*. I played the game on really hard, so i don't even wanna guess what Friggin' Nuts would be like. Overall, good frenetic game with only a few areas to improve.
I agree, music would be an improvement. Maybe next time.
Good detective story
Though the people who can't figure out how to play it are inbred idiots, when you explictly state on the screen what to do. Though it kinda makes me think this is hacked if you just put arrows on the password screen to tell people what to do... But, that just my suspicion. Otherwise, a very competently told story. While its very simplistic, and its all about wandering from location to location to find people, its still intriguing. The characters are drawn well, and while they don't really get a chance to throw around much personality, they do seem like they all have motivation, and aren't just blobs. While the game play is very simple, I still liked it, and I might play it again sometime just to screw around with it. So, not bad, but could be expanded upon.
As far as the game goes. Its got limited playability, but for what it does offer, its quite fun. Its got its charm, I'll give it that. The news report was amusing, what with the rampant bottle death and all. Just a lot of mindless destruction, but all in good fun. The graphics could use a little work, actually a lot of work. Too plain for my tastes. The music is okay, sometimes appropriate. Or in the case of the Talking Heads, wtf?! Could have added a few more objectives, and cleaning up the aiming system a bit. It sometimes didn't seem to feel right. And that bottles level was actually quite difficult. Hard to lead the targets. Or maybe i just suck. The big payoff with the orgy of destruction at the end was appreciated. Just once you had blown up the buildings it lost a bit if steam. Ending was just as i expected, but thats the way things go. Overall, nice diversion, could be improved with better graphics and gameplay, but as is not bad.
Dammit, it ends too quickly!
Only 7 levels? Well, it is just a demo. But a really short demo. Thing is I really liked the gameplay mechanic on it. Its a very original idea, or at least one that i haven't seen before. The levels are surprizingly interactive, and the boss battle was unique to say the least. Graphics are simple and plain, but they do the job. And the music is just kinda there. But with all the different types of rooms and puzzles, and the idea that this is only a demo, means that you update this with a proper selection of levels and puzzles, and the occasional boss battle, you'll have a real winner on your hands. In other words, good game, but it could be a great game.
Interesting little game
Though its basically an homage to old 8-bit maze crawlers. The graphics were rather plain, but did the job well enough. And the very small file size gives it broad appeal. Thing is the game just wasn't all that fun to play. The maze was too simple, and there wasn't enough interaction with the obsticles. Not sure if the manholes in the maze was supposed to be the other captive monkeys or what. Well, for what the game was, it wasn't too bad, just a bit boring, and not something I'd probably play again. But it was worth the effort.
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